ok.. lets see...
I must be the luckiest girl in the world..
*LoL.. alrite, maybe singapore only..*
ok, lets say, i was accepted in the nursing course..(*phew)
here's the best part..
ok, come on girls tell me about your guy..
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1) He sing nice and beautifully
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2) He dance amazingly cool
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3)He breakdance
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4)He beatbox
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5)He may look stupid but seriously he's strong
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6)He can do pull ups
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7)He got 6 packs
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8)He doesn't smoke
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9)He does not drink
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10)He's loyal
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11)He got an SP BIKE
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12)He got a VAN
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13)And now a CAR!!!
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14)He's got A girl like me..(*LoL)
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15)He's a math genius
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16)He makes me laugh
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17)He's not a coward
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18)He'll love the only gal with all his heart (tat's me)
and i know for sure, even his frens, he never did betray me..
he nvr loved anyone except me..
well, other guys might you know in contact with other gals
or something like tat..
well, i know he msg gals too but he never had
any feelings for them.. seriously...
i know, he knows, god knows..
i proud to be his..
iloveyou..
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well guys, beat tat...
well, hey come on gals,
if you had a guy like him,
you'll be proud to be the girlfriend too rite..
hahahah..
arghhhh.. here i am waiting for MUHAMMAD FADZLI..
i'm in his school playing com..
seriously ppL, if you play too long, you 'll get bored..
rite?? who's with me?? raise your voice.. LoL..
i hve to wait for 3 long hours for MR GENIUS..
arrrgghh.. i haven eat from morning...
ok... i'm bored.. wana give some jokes on my profile..
ok..
JOKES:
1)A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
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2)A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk.
"If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots."
The man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit down for dinner not saying a word.
The man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone.
So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word.
He then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly, there's not a word from anyone.
Just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike,
so he reaches into his pocket and flops the Vaseline out.
At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts,
"Okay! Okay! I'll do the fucking pots!"
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3)A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
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4)A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black" "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black..
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby
starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank fuck for that !" "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark!"
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5)This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?""What? You're crazy!" she said."Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you.
Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody...
""At this time of the night no one will show up.
Come on, sweetie, I really need it.""
I've already said NO, and NO is final!""
Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie...
I know you like it too.""NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says,
"My love, don't be like that.
I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob.
"At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder.
Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake,
tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the
intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"
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6)There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman. "C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.She replied, "I will... if you have sex with me." The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends. "You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her." "Why didn't you then?" asks he second guy."Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn't do it!""Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up to the door," the second guy says.He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers."W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He uses all of his will power to not hurl."Water? Yes, I have water," she says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me." "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!" He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell. "What do you want for some water?""You have to have sex with me." Knowing that if he doesn't do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen."Do me here," she told him. He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea. "Lay back and close your eyes. And keep them closed!" The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window. "Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars." "Then lay back and close your eyes again." This she does and he does her with the second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she doesn't even open her eyes. "If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert." "Eyes closed," he says.Then he does her with the last piece of corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms. "Ohhhhhhhhh........ The water, money and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy. So he runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives around to find them. He finds them by the window. One of the guys says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"
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7)Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks.
"She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it.
"They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees.
But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter.He lights his lighter, and he says,"My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL.
"She says, "Thank you."He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"She says, "Go ahead."He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"She says, "Of course.
"He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
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ok ppL, i know wt
you'r thinking..
i'm not sick..
this is just stupid jokes..
well i tot tt if it made me laugh,
maybe you can too..
i know, some are way too much.. but,
you still smiled didnt you??
*toodles..
love yA!
ok.. went for the interview today..
so early seh.. had to wake up at 6.00..
wat can be worst man..
i felt like i was sleep walking.. LoL..
anw, the interview went ok.. not bad actually..
gosh, it was strict..
NO DYING OF HAIR
NO LONG NAIL
MUST BUN THE HAIR
MUST REPORT 30 MINS EARLIER EVERDAY
100% ATTENDANCE
ok.. dunno if i am selected or not.. just have to wait and see.
hmmm...
*i'm hungry*
*toodles..
love yA!
ok, here's the thAng,
got shortlisted in ITE Simei for nursing course..
dun really like, but, i'll get use to it..
maybe start loving.. you know wat they say,
if you can't beat it, join it... yeah..
my interview's this coming monday..
gotta remember to bring my everything..
LoL..
* hey i miss you!
anw, gotta keep those finger crossed.. hope to get in..
it's good for me and my FUTURE... (he knows wat i mean)
and hey, i dyed my hair.. HAH! how interesting..
ok, nothing much..
*toodles..
love yA!
[i'll always love you!]ok.. this is the first time, i'm blogging with tears in my eyes..
i blogging this coz, i wana tell this person tat i miss him so much..
after been tru so much.. i felt something amiss in me..
felt like i got no one, but he was there no matter wat..
i couldn't see the fact tat he was there comforting me..
he was there in my heart..
feeling the lose meant so much to me..
i want him to know tat i love him..
i miss him and all i ever could want was him..
in my heart now, it's burning..
as i look up in the skies and look at the stars, i wonder why..
why i have diz sudden miss..
As I look deep down in me, i knew something was wrong
i couldn't keep those eyes from rainig as i wans't very strong..
he taught me how to love myself and how to love things around me
I gave him hint to notice me, i gave him calls in the morning to tell him
"good morning"..
I guess now I know why in relationships, love doesn't count.
it's the MISS tat always appear in your heart.. i miss you..
as these tears falls down to my cheek,
all i can say is forgive me for all the things tat i did..
as nasty as iwas, all i ever wnted to tell you was,
[I MISSYOU DEAR!!..]
-why did it end this way-
*toodles..
love yA!
I was born with a nice childhood from 1 yr to abt 4yrs,
but a nigthmare after tat.. abused by my mum..
physically or emotionally..
i'll never forget all tat she did to me,
all becoz i was late from school for about 10 minutes..
*imagine tat..
we couldn't get freedom.. so, in order to get it,
we lied sometimes.. well wat to do, i was primary 4 then..
i too want's to get fun from my friend..
when primary 5-6 came, i was even tortured more..
head bang on wall, hair pulled, punched, kicked, slapped..
for god sakes, where's my father..
(*crying)..
sometimes when i see movies about daughters
and father or if Faher's day came,
i would silently cry..
i couldn't tell my mother how i feel, she'll bashed me up..
how i wish, i would have amother whom i can tell my problems to,
whom i can treat as frens..
but when i suggest tat to her,
she said tat it was bullshit and if she were to be
like my fren, i would step her head..
all i wanted was love from her..
but all she do was to
spend time with her boyfren and work..
well i can't argue tat she is always bz with work
coz she will argue back tat we all need money to live in s'pore..
(money isn't everything, please)..
even though you think so..
if not work, she always spend time with her boyfren,
and she complains tt i meet my bf everyday??..
wat about her??
why does she me but not herself..
i pity my adek.. she's going tru the same thing tat i went tru..
*only luckier..
i really pity her
i can take all the beating and all the hurting words..
but all i'm asking is to leave my sis alone..
i know i can't suppot her but atleast show the love to er, not to her boyfren..
i'm just letting out my anger..
*I'm angry...
i can't express myself to her, she'll bash me up if i do..
do you ever wonder why my small sis attitude is different from shasha??
tat's coz, my small sis lack of attention from my mum..
the man above, show me a way to get out of this mess...
i love my mother but i can't tell her coz, she won't believe it..
she'll think it's bullshits!
*toodles..
love yA!
omG.. guess wat..ok, the story goes like diz..i bought a second hand handphone..but i got all the warranty card and everything..the mmc reader, the ear pieace.. all brand new..well except the handphone.. (it's second hand remember??)i hated the phone at first..(personal problems)but i got used to it..then suddenly, it started to have problems likeoffing by itself, getting hot, restarting itself,speaker abit spoil..actually more.. but tat is just some of it..so sent it to sony erricson centre to repaired it..waited for 5 days..but when i got it bck, it was still the same..Walau, i only got to use it for 2 days when i sent it back again man..I had to wait 15 days befor i can take it again..well i just got it back, and guess wat,they change for me brand new one seh..hahaha.. worth it all tat trouble..hahaha..ok ppL, next time, spoil your secondhand phoneand sent it to the centre with warranty kae..hahaha..ok ok ok..LoL..*toodles..love yA!
i sometimes wonder iflife was meant to be tested..
how'd i wish life wasn't tat difficult..
but if it was, it wouldn't be much a fun to live rite..
I love diz guy so much (fadzli)...
but i wonder if he love me the way i love him..
it's hard to tell when we'r both bz..
I do miss hiM.. alot!
even though we'r together for sometime,
i feel like we've been together for more then we think it is
and never ending..
i Love him and nothing can stop tat!
b, i would like to tell u b,
I loVe you!
kaes,
*gtg*
she's geting on my nerve!!!! st*pid....I hate her!!! she toks like the bosS..watever it is i still hate going off*cE..it's not my kind of thang!i'm more to sports stuff.. can't you get it??dun you see, i'm different..i can work with anyone but you!!! coz,i can't learn when you'r there naGG*ng!!arggghhhh!!!i hate it!!!!I duN wanT anyting to do with your off*ce thing!Kaes,
*gtg*
*for 9 days everynite...
*from 8pm-10pm...
*different place to go everyday...
*From Now tiLL 24th DeCember??
Gosh.. Give mE a BreAk!!!
argghhh.. Why do Ihave to go??
Why Do I hAve to FolloW wat shE says..
errrghhh....
oh i Forgot.. she's my MUm..(no wonder)
hahahaha.. LoL..!
but stiLL, it's tiring...
yeah..
(if you'r in my shoes,
you'll know wat i mean)
kaes,
*gtg*
1.When she walks away from you mad
* [Follow her]
2.When she stares at your lips
*[Kiss her]
3.When she pushes you or hits you
*[Grab her and don't let go]
4.When she starts cursing at you
*[Kiss her and tell her you love her]
5.When she's quiet
*[Ask her what's wrong]
6.When she ignores you
*[give her your attention]
7.When she pulls away
*[Pull her back]
8.When you see her at her worst
*[Tell her she's beautiful]
9.When you see her start crying
*[Just hold her and don't say a word]
10.When you see her walking
*[Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]
11.When she's scared
*[Protect her]
12.When she lays her head on your shoulder
*[Tilt her head up and kiss her]
13.When she steals your favorite cap
*[Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
14.When she teases you
*[Tease her back and make her laugh]
15.When she doesn't answer for a long time
*[reassure her that everything is okay]
16.When she looks at you with doubt
*[Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
17.When she says that she loves you
*[she really does more than you could understand]
18.When she grabs at your hands
*[Hold her's and play with her fingers]
19.When she bumps into you
*[bump into her back and make her laugh]
20.When she tells you a secret
*[keep it safe and untold]
21.When she looks at you in your eyes
*[don't look away until she does]
22.WHEN SHE MISSES YOU
*[SHES HURTING INSIDE]
23.When you break her heart
*[the pain NEVER really goes away]
24.When she says its over
*[she STILL wants you to be hers]
25.When she reposts this bulletin
*[she wants you to read it]
*Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
*DON'T let her have the last word
*NEVER call her hot
-Pretty and beautiful is SO much better
*Say you love her more than she could ever love you
* Argue that she is the best girl ever
*When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
*When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
-Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
*Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
*Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
*Treat her like she's all that matters to you
*Tease her and let her tease you back
*Stay up all night with her when she's sick
*Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
*Give her the world
*Let her wear your clothes
*When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
*Let her know she's important
*Kiss her in the pouring rain
*When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Who's ass am I kicking today baby?
kaes,
*gtg*
i only want to know wat he desired..
coz sometimes it's hard to lived by..
i do love him, i know he does too..
but sometimes, it hurts to tell to myself alone that it's
turn a fairytale out there..
just hope for the better and have my finger crosses..
*toodles..
love yA!
ok, here's the thAng, 
omG.. guess wat..
i sometimes wonder if
